"He..Hello? Is this the CIA?"
"Oh, good. May I speak to someone in the Covert Agent Identification Section, please?"
"Yes, the Covert Agent Identification Section."
"You don't? Are you certain about that? There's this fella's wife who I'm told is a CIA employee and I really need to know if she's a secret agent in case someone asks me a question about her husband. I'm pretty sure she works there and I figured you folks would know."
"No, I just know her husband's name is Wilson, so I assume that's her last name, too. No, don't have a first name, I'm afraid."
"So even if you have a name you can't tell me whether she's a secret agent or not? Isn't there someone you can refer me to who'll know? I mean, I'm an advisor to the President and I'm expected to know everything about everybody - I have a reputation to protect here. They think I'm Oz."
Well, then how can I find out? That's the point? Oh, I see."
"But I'm expected to know this, and there must be a way to find out. A couple of reporters told me she worked there."
"No way to find out her name or if she's an undercover agent? You're sure?"
"You're not just some Kerry guy pullin' my leg are ya? There really isn't a way to find out who the secret agents are?"
"Shoot. Well, I guess she can't be too secret if the press knows she works there. OK, sorry to trouble you."